My hair reeks of homosexuality.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
do herpes really smell.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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