he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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