i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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