At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
