Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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