whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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