Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.