Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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