He had one of those small greek statue penises
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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