It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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