Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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