i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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