yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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