this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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