her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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