so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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