Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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