There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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