And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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