did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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