He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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