no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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