I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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