Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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