Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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