Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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