Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize