I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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