I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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