So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
honey bunches of taint.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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