I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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