I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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