Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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