Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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