I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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