I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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