I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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