I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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