there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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