she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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