Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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