We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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