she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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