Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.