Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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