You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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