I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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