just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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