question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch