ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"