i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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