I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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